(Source: sorarudesu)
Bruce Wayne: Secret identities are important - it protects who you are and the ones you love.
Tony Stark: YOLO
OH MY GODS JREKLAJRLEWAJRKEAJK
AHAHAHAHAHHAHARKJEALKJRAEWRE
(Source: radiophile)
Shouldn’t Megaupload’s look like this?:
Hipsters: Would live in lofty towers high above the commoners
Potterheads: Would run book shops and wand shops and enjoy their fun
Sherlockians: Would run the police force
Whovians: Would be lost in space and time somewhere?
Shia LaBeouf Fans: Would make everyone else be afraid to enter the woods alone at night
Homestucks: Would be a terrible street gang split into factions; gunning other ships down and anyone who got in their way
Once-lings: Would be the creepy hippies who live in the park
Supernatural: Would work in a garage filled with salt.
Avengers: Would be running around in tight, spangly outfits playing trading card games.
Submas: Would run and live in the subway systems.
Hetalians: Would rule the country the city was in.
Crecimientos Artificiales, 2008
by Ivan Puig
skate 3 has spread into inanimate objects
girl 1: so which guy was the cutest?
girl 2: loki! duh!
girl 1: uh no it was hulk
girl 2: YOU WEIRDO!
girl 1: you're the weirdo!
their dad: actually, you're both weirdos, captain america was the cutest
EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING IT’S A BABY POLAR BEAR BEING TICKLED.
Okay, carry on.
Better put that in your powerpoint Arthur.
(Source: howswally)